butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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