I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
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