I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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