We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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