he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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