I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He shit in the fireplace
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
