U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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