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You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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