He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
what if I'm pregnant?
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Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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