I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
last night I used snow as a chaser
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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