so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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