I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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