How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
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First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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