at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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