Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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