can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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