it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
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whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
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You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Randomize