dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize
