I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
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I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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