just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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