laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
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My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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