i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
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How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
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I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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