let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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