Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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