It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
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So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
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In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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