Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
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Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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