Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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