its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Sacagawea was the original milf.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
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How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
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Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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