Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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