Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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