make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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