Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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