apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
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