How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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