I wish I could punch you in the face.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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