I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
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By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
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Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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