When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I smell stomach acid.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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