and you said cock pushups were impossible
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
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Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
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I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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