are you still at the devil's house?
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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