Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
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