I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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