rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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