weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Randomize
