was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
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Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
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i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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