I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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