She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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