Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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