Sry I called you an 8
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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