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(251): View more from Alabama

Call me "white mamba"

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Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake

(251): View more from Alabama

It is white.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

had another sex dream about alec baldwin...

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday

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(253): View more from Washington

Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.

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(217): View more from Illinois

Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.

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(816): View more from Missouri

and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.

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(469): View more from Texas

I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.

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(805): View more from California

Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.

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