So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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