You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
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From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
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so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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