have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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