i jhust puked up my retainher.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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