no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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