Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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